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    BACON BODY WASH

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    BACON BODY WASH

    $4.75
    Bacon Body Wash- You love bacon, but you couldn't shower with it until now. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr...
    $4.75
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    MEAT WRAPPING PAPER

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    MEAT WRAPPING PAPER

    $14.99
    Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book- Once a year all the best meats in the world gather together to celebrate our meaty heritage with a Meat Parade, but you can use this Meat Parade Wrapping Paper...
    $14.99
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    BACON SOAP 65g TIN BOX

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    BACON SOAP 65g TIN BOX

    $5.49
    Bacon Soap-It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each...
    $5.49
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    TV DINNER GUMBALLS 1.4 oz

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    TV DINNER GUMBALLS 1.4 oz

    $4.50
    THE PERFECT GUM TO CHEW DURING A BRADY BUNCH MARATHONRemember when there were only three networks and you had to get up out of your chair to change the channel? This is the gum for you! Your...
    $4.50
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    ANIME LUGGAGE TAG

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    ANIME LUGGAGE TAG

    $4.99
    Anime Eyes Luggage Tag- It's boring waiting for your luggage at the airport. You want to get home, but you're stuck watching yawn-inducing bags go around in an endless circle. This 5-1/4' (13.3 cm)...
    $4.99
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    DOCTOR'S CHOICE

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    DOCTOR'S CHOICE

    $1.99
    Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes-Nine out of ten friendly neighborhood doctors would rather eat these candy cigarettes than smoke real cigarettes. You wouldn't doubt the wisdom of your friendly...
    $1.99
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    BACON STRIP ORNAMENT

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    BACON STRIP ORNAMENT

    $6.99
    Bacon Ornament-From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. Each 4-1/2' (11.4 cm) tall plastic ornament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or...
    $6.99
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    Sizzling Bacon flavored Candy 2 pks

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    Sizzling Bacon flavored Candy 2 pks

    $2.99
    Sizzling Bacon Candy- We're all used to everything tasting like bacon, but this candy turns your mouth into a frying pan. Sprinkle a generous portion of the chunks of bacon-flavored candy on your...
    $2.99
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    Jellyfish Ornament Glows in the Dark

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    Jellyfish Ornament Glows in the Dark

    $5.99
    Glow in the Dark Jellyfish Ornament- This 4' (10.2 cm) tall soft vinyl ornament is just as good on a Christmas tree as a rear view mirror. Put a bunch on your tree and when the lights go out, these...
    $5.99
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    NOSE SHARPENER CERAMIC

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    NOSE SHARPENER CERAMIC

    $7.49
    Ceramic Nose Pencil Sharpener- This 2' (5.1 cm) long ceramic nose pencil sharpener looks like it fell right off some Roman bust. Classy and practical. This is another great stocking stuffer by...
    $7.49
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    CRAZY CAT LADY CANDY

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    CRAZY CAT LADY CANDY

    $3.75
    Crazy Cat Lady Candy-Most of us know (and some of us actually are) crazy cat ladies. What does a cat lover do when they can't be at home enjoying the company of their cats? Simple, they commune with...
    $3.75